I REALLY LIKE BIRTHDAYSSSSSSS
ok time to play more league!!!!!!!
When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron
omfg i’m so happy rn
i got to gold before my birthday!!!!!!!
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
what if i told you to condom?